if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
Nicki Minaj’s face when Tracy Morgan said, “Dont date Taylor Swift because she will write a song about you.”
lmao
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
the less people you chill with, the less problems you gotta deal with. fuck a circle. loyalty doesn’t have a shape.
